Aug 13
Here’s some nice translation that I’ve found at the SEO 2.0 blog.
Too funny and so true… 
- “We offer Search Engine Optimization/SEO” = We assume you are the Google bot and want you to index this page for both keywords
- “We offer Search Engine Optimisation” = Our SEO company is based in the UK
- “Guaranteed top positions” = We place Google Adwords for you
- “We do SEO, SEM, PPC to increase your ROI” = We do not want you to know what we do
- “We stick to the Google Webmaster Guidelines” = We only break them in a way that we assume Google won’t notice
- “We tell you how to make money online” = We want you to click on our ads
- “10 ways of making money online” = Those are our 10 affiliates, please click on the respective undisclosed ads
- “We offer social media optimization” = We got several accounts banned at Digg
- “We offer link baiting services” = We want to put those drunk naked ladies video on your site
- “Our network” = Our link farm
- “Authority sites” = Sites that do no SEO
- “Black hat SEO” = We do anything to get rich quick, even if your site gets banned
- “White hat SEO” = We only cheat Google where we have to, others do it too, come on!
- “We optimize for Google, Yahoo, MSN, Ask” = If we fail in Google you still have to pay
- “Search Engine Submission” = We need your mail address, those guys offered us $$$ for each 1000 verified addresses
- “Partners” = People we never heard of until we exchanged links
- “PageRank optimization” = Sorry, we just started doing SEO and do not have a clue
- “SEO India” = We offer 1000 links for 30$
- “Alexa optimization” = All our employess have the Alexa Toolbar installed, it really works!
Google Pagerank Search engines SEM SEO SEO 2.0 
